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Broward County Sheriff's Office deputies responded to a  woman's "gas leak" after a customer in line at a Dollar General store, located at 120 S. Federal Highway, Dania Beach, complained about the smell. According to reports, a customer told deputies that Shanetta Yvette...
Ocala, Florida -- A woman was arrested Monday after she attacked a man over the size of his beef. According to reports, Amanda Lou Chartrand, 42, did not like the size of a man's burgers he had grilled for Memorial Day. Chartrand...
Were you feeling a little stiff this morning? A coffee that is sure to "get men up" in the morning, is being recalled. FDA laboratory analysis allegedly confirmed that Kopi Jantan Tradisional Natural Herbs Coffee (strong man coffee) contains desmethyl...
Ocala, Florida -- The Marion County Sheriff's Office is investigating after receiving multiple calls for service Thursday night in reference to an unknown person dressed like a clown. MCSO stated that the calls were for the area of Ocala Park Estates (OPE). Deputies,...
  A woman arrived home Wednesday to find four Police Officers searching the inside of her house. The woman said the officers were "acting like lunatics." She said she was embarrassed because the officers had even searched through her drawers and saw...
// Ocala, Florida -- Ocala Police arrested a woman who exposed herself to people while she was standing in front of Champions BBQ on Pine Street. Witnesses from Champions BBQ told police that a woman, later identified as Denise R. Belflower,...
// Palm Beach County, Florida -- Think law enforcement officials do not monitor social media? Think again. A woman from Jupiter, Florida, who calls herself "Goddess," recently tweeted, "Somebody bring me weed.  I'll pay for it." The Palm...
// Due to recent tensions between citizens and law enforcement; a new policy has taken place. //
// Ocklawaha, Florida -- On Sunday afternoon, a Marion County Sheriff's deputy responded to the Boat Basin located at 9570 Northeast 28th Lane, in reference to a man, later identified as Craig Bierema, standing on the...
// Yesterday, October 30, a psychopath escaped from the Warren County Smith's Grove Sanitarium. It is believed the psychopath is in Haddonfield, Illinois. According to police, a convenient store was burglarized today and someone stole a rope, a...
  The Florida Gators football practices were suspended after a team member reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the field. Local police, federal investigators, and HAZMAT responded to the scene. After an analysis of the white powder, HAZMAT officials determined...