Woman arrested, says bee sting caused her to flash ‘tatas

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Woman arrested, says bee sting caused her to flash ‘tatas

Ocala, Florida — Ocala Police arrested a woman who exposed herself to people while she was standing in front of Champions BBQ on Pine Street. Witnesses from Champions BBQ told police that a woman, later identified as Denise R. Belflower, 34, was flashing and slapping her breasts at passerby in front of the business. At one point, Belflower got on the […]

Man revealed “crack” to deputy

Man revealed “crack” to deputy

Ocklawaha, Florida — On Sunday afternoon, a Marion County Sheriff’s deputy responded to the Boat Basin located at 9570 Northeast 28th Lane, in reference to a man, later identified as Craig Bierema, standing on the riverbank fully nude. According to a witness, he was traveling down the Ocklawaha River with his family when he saw […]

Summerfield woman charged: X-ray revealed object in vagina

Summerfield woman charged: X-ray revealed object in vagina

Summerfield, Florida — It was a sticky situation when more evidence was discovered after a woman who stole from Walmart was being booked into the Marion County Jail. Marion County Sheriff’s Deputy, Gregory Snodgrass, responded to the Walmart in Summerfield on November 15, 2014, in reference to a theft. Store security witnessed Jamie S. Thalgott, […]

Horse whisperer: Man pulled out penis at Walmart

Horse whisperer: Man pulled out penis at Walmart

Brooksville, Florida — Sean Johnson, 19, was released from jail on $1,500 bond after being arrested on Tuesday.  Brooksville Police said they responded to a Brooksville Walmart after receiving a call about someone exposing himself. Loss Prevention said they had followed Johnson through the store with cameras because he “was acting suspicious and kept looking […]

Woman says gun was in her vagina for protection

Woman says gun was in her vagina for protection

Kingsport, Tennessee — Dallas Archer, 19, was pulled over by Tennessee Police for speeding this week. Upon running a drivers license check, it was determined that Archer’s license were suspended. Archer was placed under arrest and transported to the Kingsport Jail. During the booking process, a female guard noticed that Archer was a little “squirmish.” […]

Crack mom gives birth; chews umbilical cord in half

Crack mom gives birth; chews umbilical cord in half

  Ocala, Florida — On April 12, 2014, Deputies Thomas and Lowrey responded to the Vacation Host Inn on South Pine Avenue in reference to an unresponsive newborn. A female, later identified as Chrystal Hassell, 37, had apparently given birth the baby while alone in her motel room and the baby was breathing intermittently. According […]

Dog lover branded his girlfriend’s vagina

Dog lover branded his girlfriend’s vagina

  Arizona — A man and two women have been arrested in Arizona after authorities found videos in the man’s house which contained footage of the three individuals having sex with a dog. Christopher Lynn Jackson, 47, Josephine Erikson, 61, and Mary Kanitz, 48, have all been indicted by an Arizona grand jury on charges […]